Really? A Fox in a Fence? Groundbreaking News, Folks.
Seriously? A red fox. Stuck. In a wooden fence. Outside a Virginia home. Im just… speechless. Riveting stuff, people! Forget geopolitical crises, forget climate change, forget the existential dread of late-stage capitalism – we’ve got a fox in a fence. This is clearly what humanity needs to be informed about right now.
I mean, foxes get stuck in things. Its practically their hobby. They’re wild animals! Do people not understand basic animal behavior? Are we so detached from the natural world that seeing a creature temporarily inconvenienced constitutes national news? I bet there were concerned citizens wringing their hands and offering deeply insightful commentary on the fox’s predicament. “It looked scared!” “Its tail was all fluffy!” Oh, my goodness, groundbreaking observations!
And lets not even get started on the humans involved. Rescued by whom? Some brave soul with a pair of bolt cutters? Probably filmed it for TikTok first. I can just see the captions now: FoxRescue ViralMoment BlessTheirHearts.
Honestly, next thing you know they’ll be reporting on squirrels burying nuts. Pure genius, folks. This is what keeps us informed and connected in these trying times. A fox. In a fence. Just… spectacular. I need to lie down.
