A Beer Shower? Seriously?
Honestly, did anyone need this level of absurdity in their Tuesday? Apparently, a semitrailer decided to have a very public, very messy meltdown on a Wisconsin highway, and the resulting cascade wasnt gravel or debris – it was New Glarus beer. Kegs. Of beer. Everywhere.
Let’s be clear: I appreciate a good brew as much as the next person. I really do. But this? This feels less like a delightful accident and more like some cosmic prank orchestrated by someone with a deeply twisted sense of humor. Hours, people! Hours they spent cleaning up beer kegs from the road. Think about all the truly pressing issues facing our world right now – climate change, political unrest, the rising cost of…everything – and we’re dedicating manpower to picking up spilled barley water.
And Im sure the drivers stuck in traffic were absolutely thrilled. Just another delay on my commute, they probably muttered, dodging rogue Spotted Cow kegs. Its just perfect, isnt it? A glorious mess of shattered glass and wasted hops. You know, because that’s exactly what the world needed.
I expect to hear reports soon of squirrels developing a sophisticated brewing operation using the spilled contents. At this point, I wouldn’t even be surprised. Just… please, someone tell me this was all a dream.
