A Ladder, a Chin, and Peak Human Achievement? Really?
Seriously? You’re telling me I’m supposed to be impressed by this? A man balanced a ladder on his chin for nineteen minutes? Nineteen! Minutes! While Im out here struggling to assemble IKEA furniture without sobbing, someone decided the pinnacle of human endeavor was…this. Is this what we’ve come to? Are we now celebrating sustained discomfort as art?
I’m not even going to try and fathom the sheer willpower required for such a feat. Though, frankly, I suspect it involves a disturbing lack of other hobbies. I can practically picture the man, meticulously calculating angles, practicing his chin-balancing routine while neglecting basic hygiene and meaningful human interaction. Must. Balance. Ladder.” That’s probably etched on his brain in neon letters.
And for what? To prove…what exactly? That humans are capable of enduring unnecessary pain? We already know that! Just look at rush hour traffic or reality television.
Dont misunderstand me; I appreciate dedication to a bizarre goal as much as the next person. But a ladder on a chin? Its just…absurd. A monument to pointless perseverance. I’ll stick to my sensible activities, thank you very much – like questioning choices that consume nineteen minutes of someones life and then get reported as a news item.
