A Kangaroo? Seriously?!
Right, because 2024 wasn’t already bizarre enough. Apparently, my Tuesday morning needed a hefty dose of absurdity delivered via a marsupial disrupting traffic in Nelson County, Virginia. A kangaroo. You heard me correctly. Not a lost dog, not a runaway deer – a kangaroo. Because why wouldnt there be? It just fits perfectly with the escalating weirdness we’ve all come to accept as “normal” these days.
I mean, honestly! Sheriffs deputies responding to a rogue kangaroo? That’s taxpayer money being very well spent, Im sure. Couldnt they have been, you know, dealing with potholes or maybe investigating that string of mailbox thefts? No, no. A kangaroo is clearly the more pressing matter. It’s blocking traffic! The absolute audacity!
I bet someone just decided to play a prank and released an exotic animal into the wild. Because of course they did. We live in a world where people film themselves licking toilet seats and posting it online, so a kangaroo loose on a snowy Virginia road? Totally believable. And I’m sure the explanation is going to be equally fantastic.
Im waiting for the yeti to wander out next.
