Bovine Bedlam on the Blacktop: Seriously? Cows?!
You know, I’m just sitting here, trying to navigate the daily commute – a Herculean task in itself – and what do I hear? Uddder chaos! Apparently, three cows decided that Interstate 90 was the perfect location for an impromptu pastoral scene. Cows. On the Thruway! Because apparently, logic and common sense took a vacation.
I mean, come on! Are we living in a cartoon now? I envisioned rush hour gridlock already, with aggressive drivers and questionable lane choices. But cows?! It’s just…peak absurdity. One expects delays due to accidents or construction – tangible things you can at least understand. Cows wandering amongst the SUVs? Thats simply beyond.
And lets not even get started on the cleanup. Who’s paying for that? The taxpayers, I presume. While Im stuck here breathing exhaust fumes and listening to the incessant honking of frustrated drivers. It’s a delightful thought, isn’t it? Imagine the paperwork! Incident Report: Livestock-Related Traffic Disruption.
Honestly, Ive had it. Cows on the Thruway. Really? Is nothing sacred anymore? Next thing you know, well have flocks of sheep staging a protest against toll increases. I need a vacation. Preferably one that doesn’t involve bovine interference.
