Bureaucratic Absurdity: When a Governor Needs to Approve Your License Plate
Seriously? A governor had to intervene in a license plate dispute? Are you kidding me? Apparently, the state of New York, that bastion of efficiency and common sense, deemed “PB4WEGO” – which, I’m told, is an acronym for Pets Before We Go – somehow offensive. Offensive! Because someone might find it… upsetting? Honestly, Im struggling to comprehend the level of bureaucratic overreach required to deny a man the right to express his love for his animals on a piece of metal attached to his car.
It’s not like he was requesting “IMPLODE NOW” or something genuinely provocative. Its Pets Before We Go. It’s heartwarming! It’s wholesome! And it apparently triggered some faceless, nameless committee whose sole purpose in life seems to be finding ways to make ordinary people jump through ridiculous hoops.
And now Governor Hochul, bless her heart (because clearly the system failed spectacularly), has to swoop in and rescue this poor grandfather from the clutches of… license plate censorship? This is peak absurdity. Its a monument to inefficiency. It’s a shining example of why I occasionally want to move to a deserted island just to escape the sheer, unadulterated ridiculousness of modern governance. Let the man have his darned license plate!
