A Kangaroo in Texas? Seriously?!
Honestly, at this point, nothing surprises me anymore. Were dealing with a kangaroo loose on a Texas road. A kangaroo! I mean, what’s next? Polar bears sunbathing in Phoenix? Penguins ice fishing in Miami? Apparently, the wilds of Australia aren’t far enough for someone these days.
I suppose it’s perfectly reasonable to just let exotic wildlife wander onto highways, disrupting traffic and potentially causing accidents. Because thats a great system we have here. Someone clearly thought, You know what would be fun? A large marsupial bounding down the road! I bet they did. And now taxpayers are footing the bill for animal control to wrangle this…this thing.
And the best part? They’re looking for the owner. As if finding the person who thought it was a good idea to own a kangaroo in Liberty County is going to magically solve anything! I can practically hear them now, Its just like a really big rabbit! No, Brenda, it’s not. It kicks and has powerful legs and probably needs specialized care.
This isnt charming; this is irresponsible. This is peak absurdity. Can we please just agree that some creatures belong where they naturally do? I need a nap.
