Seriously? A Cat Walked 155 Miles?!
Right, let’s talk about this. Because apparently, my life isnt already sufficiently ridiculous enough. A cat. A cat walked nearly 155 miles from Spain to France. Yes, you read that correctly. While I’m meticulously planning my grocery shopping for the week, attempting to achieve a semblance of order in my chaotic existence, this feline apparently decided a leisurely stroll across international borders was an acceptable Tuesday afternoon activity.
And people are celebrating it! Amazing! they gush. A heartwarming tale of perseverance! Really? Perseverance? It’s a cat. They sleep 16 hours a day and then demand tuna. I doubt profound existential pondering fueled this incredible journey. Probably just smelled some fish and kept going.
Honestly, the sheer audacity of it all! As if humans dont have enough problems – climate change, political turmoil, the rising cost of everything – we’re supposed to be impressed by a creature who apparently possesses better navigational skills than most drivers I know. Did someone check for tiny cat passports? Border control must have been thrilled.
Im just… speechless. Or rather, I’d be if I weren’t actively fuming about the absurdity of it all. Meanwhile, my socks remain unmatched and I cant find my keys. A cat walks across Europe. Fantastic.
