Seriously? People Are Still Doing This?!
Let’s just pause for a moment, shall we? Apparently, 2025 is shaping up to be another banner year for breathtaking stupidity at airport security checkpoints. Because clearly, the collective intelligence of humanity has been steadily declining since, well, forever. I recently read about the TSAs most “unusual” finds and… honestly, I’m struggling to maintain a shred of composure.
A replica bomb? Are you kidding me?! Is this some sort of elaborate performance art piece gone horribly wrong? Do people genuinely believe that bringing something that looks exactly like an explosive device into an airport is a clever way to beat the system? Its not. It’s just… astonishingly foolish and frankly, deeply concerning.
And then we have the turtles. Turtles. In pants. And a bra. I repeat: turtles in pants and a bra. What possessed someone to think this was an acceptable method of transportation for shelled reptiles? Was there a tiny turtle fashion show I missed? Did they think security would be charmed by the absurdity?
It’s not charming! Its evidence of a profound lack of common sense. This isn’t quirky; it’s deeply irritating. We’re wasting valuable time and resources dealing with these… creations… while actual threats linger. I swear, I might start bringing a rubber chicken to the airport just to see if I can raise the bar on ridiculousness. At this point, why wouldnt I?
