Seriously? A Deer Triggered a Bank Alarm?!
You know, I’m trying to maintain some semblance of faith in humanity, but then things like this happen and it just… evaporates. Apparently, in New York City – New York City, people! – a deer wandered into a bank and set off the alarm system. A DEER! Not a master thief with sophisticated tools, not a disgruntled employee seeking revenge, but a woodland creature that apparently found the building more appealing than its natural habitat.
And naturally, because this is 2024, it’s all over the news. We need to be informed of this. The sheer absurdity of the situation almost makes me want to applaud the deers ingenuity. I mean, if a creature with zero understanding of human constructs can manage to trigger a state-of-the-art security system, what does that say about the entire concept?
It’s not even particularly funny. Its just… frustrating. Resources spent on alarm systems – resources that could have been used for, I dont know, anything else more productive – are now wasted because a deer decided to take a shortcut. And then we’ll all be lectured about the importance of wildlife management and how we need to coexist peacefully with nature. As if a deer trespassing into a financial institution is a sign of peaceful coexistence! It’s just… ridiculous.
I’m going back to screaming into a pillow now.
