Seriously? A Deer? Are We Kidding?!
I’ve seen it all, folks. I really have. Years spent listening to people complain about squirrels in their bird feeders and raccoons raiding garbage cans. But a deer…a deer committing breaking-and-entering? Apparently, thats now a legitimate call for law enforcement. Because clearly, the Sheriffs department has absolutely nothing better to do than respond to woodland creature mishaps.
Let’s just picture this: deputies, sirens blaring, lights flashing—all because Bambi decided to redecorate someone’s living room with shattered glass and hoof prints? I can practically hear the taxpayers collectively weeping. Protect and serve, they say. Protecting homes from…deer? Serving justice to a four-legged herbivore?
I suppose next well be hearing about bears filing restraining orders against bird watchers, or alligators demanding compensation for property damage caused by overly enthusiastic swimmers. It’s just the logical progression!
Honestly, this is peak ridiculousness. A deer. Through a window. And now we have a police report documenting its crime spree. Im not even slightly surprised anymore. The world has officially lost its collective mind, and I’m here for the slow, agonizing descent into absurdity. Someone get me another cup of coffee – I need something to fortify myself against this level of nonsense.
