A Wallaby, Seriously? The Peak of Modern Absurdity
Lets just pause for a moment and collectively acknowledge the utter ridiculousness of our current existence. Apparently, Colorado is now experiencing a kangaroo emergency. A wallaby, to be precise. Because why wouldn’t it be? We have wildfires, floods, political chaos, and now, escaped marsupials roaming free. Its just…perfect.
And naturally, because everything needs documenting for the fleeting validation of social media, this little fella—this miniature hopping disaster—has become Insta-famous. Photos! Videos! Memes! People are delighted. They’re sharing it like it’s a heartwarming tale about rescuing kittens from a tree. Its a wallaby! An escaped exotic animal! Shouldn’t we be worried? Concerned for its wellbeing, perhaps? No, of course not. Let’s just slap a filter on it and post it with the caption So cute!
Honestly, I expected better from humanity. Were apparently more invested in capturing the perfect wallaby selfie than ensuring this poor creature gets back to wherever it belongs, or, you know, isn’t causing traffic accidents. Its just another layer of absurdity piled on top of an already overflowing pile. A wallaby! Really? Just…a wallaby.
