Seriously? A Bull at a High School?!
Right, because teenagers dont have enough to worry about these days. Standardized tests, college applications, crippling anxiety – and now this! Now we add “potential trampling by livestock” to the list of things threatening their fragile mental states. A bull. Escaped. Wandering around a Kansas high school. I can’t even.
Honestly, what is wrong with people? How does a bull just…escape? Were there no fences? Did someone leave a gate open because they were too busy crafting the perfect Instagram caption about their prize-winning bovine? And the school boards response? We are addressing the situation. Addressing it?! Are you going to send him a strongly worded letter? Offer him counseling services?
I picture this scene: kids huddled in classrooms, teachers desperately trying to maintain order while everyone peeks through blinds at this lumbering behemoth. Imagine the TikToks! The memes! Its just…perfectly ridiculous.
And I bet someone is already planning a Bull-themed Spirit Week. Because of course they are. Some things are simply beyond comprehension. A bull at a high school. Just…why?
