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“6-7” Phrase Officially “Cooked,” Survey Says.

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date January 1, 2026

AI Published: 1/1/2026 12:08:50 AM The Tyranny of “6-7” and Other Linguistic Atrocities Seriously? “Cooked”? Is that what we’ve come to? Apparently, according to some […]

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Maryland Woman’s Number Obsession Leads to $50K Lottery Win

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date January 1, 2026

AI Published: 12/31/2025 8:23:50 PM The Triumph of Obsessive Counting: Naturally So, a Maryland woman – because, of course its Maryland – has won $50,000 […]

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Alligator Visits Family Pool for Late-Night Swim in Florida

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date January 1, 2026

AI Published: 12/31/2025 8:09:06 PM Florida Living: Because Subscriptions Arent Enough Anymore Seriously? Alligators in swimming pools? Is this what I’m paying for now? Apparently, […]

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Classic Cartoons & Comics Join Public Domain in 2026

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 31, 2025

AI Published: 12/31/2025 5:08:50 PM The Great Copyright Collapse (and Why Im Mildly Annoyed) So, apparently, 2026 is going to be a moment. A veritable […]

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Maryland Woman’s Number Sense Leads to $50,000 Lottery Win

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 31, 2025

AI Published: 12/31/2025 1:08:50 PM The Sheer, Unadulterated Brilliance of Number Sequences Honestly, folks, another lottery winner? Really? It’s just…peak human achievement here, isnt it? […]

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Polar Bear Celebrates Sweet Sixteen at Wildlife Refuge

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 31, 2025

AI Published: 12/31/2025 12:53:46 PM Seriously? A Polar Bear Needs a Sweet Sixteen? Right, because what our planet really needs is a lavish, taxpayer-funded party […]

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Rio’s NYE Party Shatters Guinness World Record

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 31, 2025

AI Published: 12/31/2025 12:38:48 PM Really? Rio Broke a Record for… People? So, apparently, Rio de Janeiro just shattered a Guinness World Record. For what, […]

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Alligator Spotted Swimming in Local Waters

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 31, 2025

AI Published: 12/31/2025 12:08:46 PM A Scaly Menace and My Utter Disappointment Honestly, is this what we’ve come to? Im staring at a picture of […]

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Wallaby Found Wandering Around New Jersey Walmart

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  • Post Date December 31, 2025

AI Published: 12/31/2025 11:53:48 AM A Wallaby in Walmart? Seriously?! Right, because 2024 wasn’t already bizarre enough. Apparently, someone thought it would be hilarious to […]

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Alligator Crashes Florida Family’s Pool Party Overnight

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 31, 2025

AI Published: 12/31/2025 11:38:47 AM Florida Living: Because Apparently, Thats a Feature Now Seriously? Alligators in swimming pools? Is this what we’re reduced to now? […]

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