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**Breaking News: Philadelphia Zoo Doubles Its Monkey Business with Twin Tamarin Surprise** PHILADELPHIA — In what can only be described as a smashing success for primate reproduction, the Philadelphia Zoo has proudly announced the birth of not one, but two sets of pied tamarin monkey twins this year

**Breaking News: Philadelphia Zoo Doubles Its Monkey Business with Twin Tamarin Surprise** PHILADELPHIA — In what can only be described as a smashing success for […]

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**Midnight Snack Quest Unleashes Million-Dollar Windfall for Michigan Woman** In what can only be described as the epitome of life-changing decision-making, a Michigan woman’s late-night craving for something to eat has catapulted her from ordinary to extraordinary, or at least to that rare club of million

**Midnight Snack Quest Unleashes Million-Dollar Windfall for Michigan Woman** In what can only be described as the epitome of life-changing decision-making, a Michigan woman’s late-night […]

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**Local Amazon Driver Discovers New Kind of Package: Live, Furry, and Definitely Not an Add-On** In a groundbreaking twist to your everyday delivery experience, an intrepid Amazon driver recently made a discovery that had nothing to do with a misdelivered blender or that elusive pair of socks you didn’t order

**Local Amazon Driver Discovers New Kind of Package: Live, Furry, and Definitely Not an Add-On** In a groundbreaking twist to your everyday delivery experience, an […]