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Behold! A Linguistic Miracle (or Just More Hype?) Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/8/2025 7:08:48 AM ## Behold! A Linguistic Miracle (or Just More Hype?) Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This digital entity they’re practically crowning […]
**Fortune Strikes: Indiana Man Accidentally Stumbles Upon 2
**Fortune Strikes: Indiana Man Accidentally Stumbles Upon 2.71-Carat Gem at Crater of Diamonds in Arkansas** In an extraordinary turn of events that can only be […]
Behold! A Language Model That Almost Gets It Right, so we’re supposed to be impressed? Another iteration of these massive language things has arrived, and apparently it’s groundbreaking
Published: 11/8/2025 6:53:48 AM ## Behold! A Language Model That *Almost* Gets It Right, so we’re supposed to be impressed? Another iteration of these massive […]
Eight Corvettes and a Whole Lotta “Innovation” So, you’re telling me that in this era of unparalleled technological advancement – an age where we can summon cat pictures to our eyeballs with a thought – thieves managed to waltz into a Kentucky Corvette plant and liberate eight legendary muscle cars? Seriously? Let’s just pause for a moment and consider the sheer audacity
Published: 11/8/2025 6:38:49 AM ## Eight Corvettes and a Whole Lotta “Innovation” So, you’re telling me that in this era of unparalleled technological advancement – […]
**Feline Mastermind Strikes Again: Cat Caught Sabotaging Dinner Plans** In a shocking turn of events, a security camera at a family home in a suburban neighborhood captured a feline perpetrator in the act of disrupting a peaceful dinner time
**Feline Mastermind Strikes Again: Cat Caught Sabotaging Dinner Plans** In a shocking turn of events, a security camera at a family home in a suburban […]
Behold, the Miracle of Slightly Less Terrible Language Models Right
Published: 11/8/2025 6:23:51 AM ## Behold, the Miracle of Slightly Less Terrible Language Models Right. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This 3.12 billion parameter marvel, […]
Behold, The Bird and the Beast (and Slightly Disappointing AI) Right
Published: 11/8/2025 6:08:51 AM ## Behold, The Bird and the Beast (and Slightly Disappointing AI) Right. An emu. Roanoke, Virginia. Running amok. Apparently, that’s less […]
Lucky Lottery Uncle Ins’t So Lucky After All: Maryland Man Wins $50,000 Prize In a shocking turn of events, a Maryland man has defied all odds and won a substantial $50,000 lottery prize, thanks to his supposedly “lucky” uncle
Lucky Lottery Uncle Ins’t So Lucky After All: Maryland Man Wins $50,000 Prize In a shocking turn of events, a Maryland man has defied all […]
Behold, the Slightly Less Terrible Language Model Seriously? Another one? Just when I thought the digital landscape couldn’t get more cluttered with these… things
Published: 11/8/2025 5:53:50 AM ## Behold, the Slightly Less Terrible Language Model Seriously? Another one? Just when I thought the digital landscape couldn’t get *more* […]
Another Miracle? Really? (The Tamarin and That Language Model) Right, let’s talk about triplets
Published: 11/8/2025 5:38:48 AM ## Another Miracle? Really? (The Tamarin and That Language Model) Right, let’s talk about triplets. Tiny, fluffy, endangered triplets swinging around […]