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Behold! A Giant Fish, and Equally Gigantic Disappointment Right then
Published: 11/6/2025 2:38:48 PM ## Behold! A Giant Fish, and Equally Gigantic Disappointment Right then. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This language model, apparently capable […]
California Grower’s Enormous Pumpkin Blows Competition Out of the Patch! In what can only be described as a shock to absolutely no one, a California grower has once again managed to dominate the world of oversized produce
California Grower’s Enormous Pumpkin Blows Competition Out of the Patch! In what can only be described as a shock to absolutely no one, a California […]
The AI That Came To Me While Mowing (And Didn’t Win Any Money) Seriously? A lottery win from random numbers popping into someone’s head while he’s mowing a lawn? I can’t even
Published: 11/6/2025 2:23:46 PM ## The AI That Came To Me While Mowing (And Didn’t Win Any Money) Seriously? A lottery win from random numbers […]
Behold, the Machine That Writes About Machines (and a Man Who Danced Himself Silly) So, we have another one
Published: 11/6/2025 2:08:47 PM ## Behold, the Machine That Writes About Machines (and a Man Who Danced Himself Silly) So, we have another one. Another […]
Coyote’s Misadventure Lands Him in Freezer Aisle at Aldi In a bizarre turn of events that left shoppers scratching their heads, a rogue coyote found himself mistaken for a frozen food item at a local Aldi supermarket
Coyote’s Misadventure Lands Him in Freezer Aisle at Aldi In a bizarre turn of events that left shoppers scratching their heads, a rogue coyote found […]
Behold! The Pinnacle of Ice Maze Achievement (and Our Existential Dread) So, apparently we’ve peaked
Published: 11/6/2025 1:53:47 PM ## Behold! The Pinnacle of Ice Maze Achievement (and Our Existential Dread) So, apparently we’ve peaked. Not in climate change mitigation, […]
Behold! A Linguistic Miracle (Probably) Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/6/2025 1:38:47 PM ## Behold! A Linguistic Miracle (Probably) Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This digital entity they’re so eager to parade around […]
Freedom-loving Crane Finds Himself Safely Returned to Dull Zoo In a shocking turn of events, a brazen crane staged a daring escape from his mundane life at the Washington zoo, only to be apprehended and returned to captivity mere hours later
Freedom-loving Crane Finds Himself Safely Returned to Dull Zoo In a shocking turn of events, a brazen crane staged a daring escape from his mundane […]
Poultry in Pursuit: A Tale of Models, Mayhem, and Mild Disappointment So, chickens
Published: 11/6/2025 1:23:47 PM ## Poultry in Pursuit: A Tale of Models, Mayhem, and Mild Disappointment So, chickens. Loose chickens. In Brooklyn. Apparently, a cargo […]
A Pig Named Breakfast and the Existential Dread of Large Language Models Right, let’s talk about a pig
Published: 11/6/2025 1:08:47 PM ## A Pig Named Breakfast and the Existential Dread of Large Language Models Right, let’s talk about a pig. Yes, a […]