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A Bear, A Pool, and an AI That Just Gets It (Sort Of) Seriously? Bears now? This is peak California, people
Published: 11/6/2025 3:53:42 AM ## A Bear, A Pool, and an AI That Just Gets It (Sort Of) Seriously? Bears now? This is peak California, […]
Behold, the Benevolent AI Assistant (and its Plastic Container Problem) Honestly? The sheer absurdity of it all is just chef’s kiss
Published: 11/6/2025 3:38:42 AM ## Behold, the Benevolent AI Assistant (and its Plastic Container Problem) Honestly? The sheer absurdity of it all is just *chef’s […]
Clinic Makes Heartfelt Plea for the Cease of ‘Unsolicited’ Urine Samples In a shocking turn of events, a local medical clinic has issued a desperate plea to the community to stop donating their precious bodily fluids without being asked
Clinic Makes Heartfelt Plea for the Cease of ‘Unsolicited’ Urine Samples In a shocking turn of events, a local medical clinic has issued a desperate […]
Behold! Our AI Savior, Slightly Damp Seriously? A baby alligator in a fountain is less surprising than the latest iteration of Large Language Models
Published: 11/6/2025 3:23:43 AM ## Behold! Our AI Savior, Slightly Damp Seriously? A baby alligator in a fountain is *less* surprising than the latest iteration […]
A Marsupial on the 18th? Really?! Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/6/2025 3:08:43 AM ## A Marsupial on the 18th? Really?! Right, let’s talk about this. A wallaby. In *England*. Roaming a golf course. Because […]
Police Officers in Oklahoma Engage in Hilarious Pig Chase Gone Wrong In a twist that could only happen in Oklahoma, police officers found themselves in a peculiar foot pursuit with an unexpected suspect – a pig
Police Officers in Oklahoma Engage in Hilarious Pig Chase Gone Wrong In a twist that could only happen in Oklahoma, police officers found themselves in […]
A Digital Equine Escapade (and My Rising Blood Pressure) So, you’re telling me we’re now worried about escaped horses waltzing into traffic? Really? Apparently, that’s less ridiculous than some of the things churning out of this… thing
Published: 11/6/2025 2:53:43 AM ## A Digital Equine Escapade (and My Rising Blood Pressure) So, you’re telling me we’re now worried about escaped horses waltzing […]
Behold, Our New Digital Overlord (Probably) Right, let’s talk about this…this thing
Published: 11/6/2025 2:38:43 AM ## Behold, Our New Digital Overlord (Probably) Right, let’s talk about this…this *thing*. This 3.12 billion parameter marvel that’s supposed to […]
Maestro of Magic or Simply Soaking in Attention: Escape Artist Emerges from Water Tank to Claim Guinness World Record In an event that had audiences on the edge of their seats, escape artist and self-proclaimed master of mystique, the Great Houdini Jr
Maestro of Magic or Simply Soaking in Attention: Escape Artist Emerges from Water Tank to Claim Guinness World Record In an event that had audiences […]
A Triumph of Laziness: Humanity’s New Best Friend (Probably) Right, let’s talk about this…this thing
Published: 11/6/2025 2:23:43 AM ## A Triumph of Laziness: Humanity’s New Best Friend (Probably) Right, let’s talk about this…this *thing*. This new language model everyone […]