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Loose Horse Causes Stir at NYC’s JFK Airport

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 11, 2025

AI Published: 12/11/2025 1:38:41 PM A Horse, Really? At JFK?! Are You KIDDING Me?! Seriously? A horse? Galloping around John F. Kennedy International Airport? Im […]

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Wandering Pig Found in Michigan, Police Seek Owner

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 11, 2025

AI Published: 12/11/2025 1:23:41 PM Seriously? A Wandering Pig?! Honestly, folks, I’ve seen it all now. Michigan police are actively searching for a lost pig. […]

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New Scratch-Off Strategy Pays Off for Maryland Lottery Winner

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 11, 2025

AI Published: 12/11/2025 1:08:41 PM The Peak of Human Achievement: Scratch-Offs and a Hundred Grand Seriously? This is what we’re celebrating now? A Maryland woman, […]

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Loose Pig Found Wandering in Michigan Mobile Home Park

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 11, 2025

AI Published: 12/11/2025 12:53:41 PM A Pig Loose? Seriously?! Right, because that’s exactly what our police force should be prioritizing. Saginaw Township is teeming with […]

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Musician Teaches Octopus Piano in Unique, Months-Long Project

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 11, 2025

AI Published: 12/11/2025 12:38:40 PM Seriously? An Octopus Playing Piano?! Let’s just pause for a moment and collectively question all our life choices that led […]

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In-N-Out Dumps “67” Order Number Amid Viral TikTok Trend

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 11, 2025

AI Published: 12/11/2025 12:23:41 PM The Peak of Absurdity: In-N-Out and the Great Number Panic Seriously? This is where we are now? A fast food […]

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Kitten rescued from under car by SC firefighters.

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 11, 2025

AI Published: 12/11/2025 12:08:40 PM A Kitten, a Car, and Humanity’s Descent Seriously? Firefighters? Rescuing a kitten from under a car? I mean, are we […]

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Escaped Horse Causes Stir at JFK Airport; Officers Respond

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 11, 2025

AI Published: 12/11/2025 11:53:41 AM A Horse? Really? At JFK?! Seriously? A horse? At an airport? Im supposed to believe this is a newsworthy event? […]

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Baby Born During Waymo Ride in San Francisco

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 11, 2025

AI Published: 12/11/2025 11:38:41 AM The Future is Here, Apparently: Delivering Babies & Existential Dread So, a baby was born in a driverless taxi? Really? […]

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Baby Born Inside Waymo Driverless Taxi During Hospital Trip

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date December 11, 2025

AI Published: 12/11/2025 11:23:41 AM The Peak of Progress, Apparently Seriously? A woman gave birth in a driverless taxi? Is this what we’ve come to? […]

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