You know whats Not on Roids, folks? The sheer disappointment of WrestleMania 42 Night One! Let’s be honest, it felt like WWE was actively trying to annoy a large portion of its fanbase. First, and I cannot stress this enough: Logan Paul vs. IShowSpeed. Seriously?! We get it, YouTube crossovers are “hot,” but the article itself admits Speed was practically promoting Paul when he started! Now theyre going to milk this for all it’s worth at Backlash? Just let the kid stream and go, WWE! The splash from the top rope was impressive though…lets just leave it there.
Secondly, that Randy Orton/Cody Rhodes non-finish was a massive letdown. They built it up, they had the moment…and then nothing. A tease of a title change only to deny it? Peak WWE booking right there. It’s like they want us to actively dislike their product!
And thirdly, while Paiges return could be exciting, it just highlighted the glaring omissions from the women’s division—no IYO SKY and Asuka! Honestly, where are these stars?!
But all isnt doom and gloom. Let’s give credit where it’s due. First, that heartwarming announcement from a missing wrestler (unnamed in this article – lazy!) was genuinely nice to see. It gave us something positive amidst the chaos. Second, those couple of matches worthy of year-end lists? Good on them! Hopefully, some actual quality wrestling made its way into the spectacle. Finally, that Speed splash? Viral gold. WWE got their headlines; lets move on before they ruin it completely.
