You know what’s Not on Roids? Draymond Green’s popularity. Seriously, folks, have you seen a map of NBA hate? Its practically drowning in green – specifically, the shade of frustration and exasperation directed at this man. According to some website (RotoWire, apparently, because who has time for this?), Draymond Green is Arizona’s most hated player. And honestly? I get it.
Sixteen states! Sixteen! Thats a frightening level of animosity spread across the country like a particularly aggressive weed. Forget state lines; this guy transcends geography. Montana hates him! Nebraska, Wyoming – places where folks generally appreciate a good handshake and honest labor – they loathe Draymond Green. It’s not about rivalries; it’s about something deeper, a primal rejection of… Draymondness.
What is Draymondness? Well, Thomas Leary helpfully describes it as “a career built on physical intimidation, flagrant fouls, and an abrasive personality.” Sounds delightful! Apparently, hes the undisputed villain, dominating the map with his sheer force of unlikeability. He’s not disliked because we root for the Phoenix Suns (though I’m sure they appreciate the added hate directed elsewhere). We dislike him because… well, look at a replay sometime. Just watch him. Youll understand.
It’s comforting to know that even Dillon Brooks, “Dillon the Villain,” can’t compete with this level of universal disdain. Hes not even in the running! Jayson Tatum is nipping at Greens heels – 13 states apparently find his existence equally irritating – but Green remains king of the NBA hate pile.
Jalen Brunson manages a respectable six states, proving that some players can still achieve villain status without resorting to… whatever it is Draymond does. Kevin Durant, Luka Doncic, Russell Westbrook – they all get their share of boos. But 16? Sixteen states united in their shared dislike? That’s a record worth celebrating, for the haters, at least.
Just… wow.
