Seriously? A Koala on Public Transport?!
Right, lets just unpack this for a moment. Apparently, Brisbane is now officially a wildlife sanctuary masquerading as a city. Because who needs reliable public transport when you can have a fluffy marsupial clinging to a seat like it’s auditioning for a nature documentary? A wild koala. On a bus. In the middle of the city.
Honestly, Im trying to process this. We spend billions on infrastructure – roads, trains, buses – all designed (in theory) to move humans efficiently from point A to point B. And what do we get? A eucalyptus-scented roadblock courtesy of a creature who clearly prioritizes naps over punctuality.
I’m sure everyone found it “adorable.” Im certain the passengers meticulously planning their commutes were absolutely thrilled to be delayed while someone gently coaxed a furry, possibly sleepy, animal off public property. Did anyone consider the sheer chaos of this? The potential for scratches? The inevitable Instagram frenzy?
It’s just… emblematic, isnt it? Of how we treat everything these days: novelty trumps practicality. A moment of viral amusement is worth more than a functioning bus schedule. I bet there were petitions to keep the koala on the bus! Because obviously, that makes sense.
I need a strong coffee. And possibly a new city.
