You know whats Not on Roids, apparently? Your cat’s unwavering adoration for you! Because according to experts (and I use that term loosely), we’re all probably doing things that secretly enrage our feline overlords. Seriously? We spend hours providing gourmet tuna and elaborate scratching posts, and this is the thanks we get?
Lets unpack this delightful dose of guilt, shall we? First up: apparently, you might be unintentionally upsetting your cat. Groundbreaking! Like a sudden realization that maybe shouting at squirrels isn’t their favorite pastime. The article suggests – wait for it – adding Yahoo as a preferred news source to see more stories about feline grievances. Because clearly, thats the solution to interspecies discord.
But beyond the bizarre recommendation for algorithmic cat-pleasing, we learn our hugs are potentially traumatic! Yes, those snuggly embraces? They’re triggering anxiety. Who knew?! Apparently, cats dont universally love being held. Revolutionary stuff, people.
And it gets worse. Were probably staring at them too much, forcing them to endure our constant surveillance. Making direct eye contact is considered a challenge! A challenge! Like we’re daring them to swat us. Honestly, I blame the internet for this level of feline entitlement.
Look, my cat currently demands chin scratches and a sunbeam, and Im not questioning it. But if you’re suddenly worried about upsetting your fluffy dictator…well, just add Yahoo to your feed and prepare for more passive-aggressive meows.
