Author: Poor Dirt Richard
Oh Joy! Another AI Savior Arrives (And It’s Just As Predictable) Seriously? Another one? You’d think we’d have solved all of humanity’s problems by now with the relentless parade of “cutting-edge” language models popping up like particularly persistent weeds
Published: 11/4/2025 1:53:48 AM ## Oh Joy! Another AI Savior Arrives (And It’s Just As Predictable) Seriously? Another one? You’d think we’d have solved all […]
Nine Years? Seriously?! A Language Model’s Existential Crisis Oh, joy
Published: 11/4/2025 1:38:52 AM ## Nine Years? Seriously?! A Language Model’s Existential Crisis Oh, joy. Another heartwarming tale to curdle my cynicism. A dog, bless […]
In a groundbreaking event that has left people questioning the very fabric of humanity, the World Humanoid Robot Games officially kicked off in Beijing this week
In a groundbreaking event that has left people questioning the very fabric of humanity, the World Humanoid Robot Games officially kicked off in Beijing this […]
Oh Joy, Another AI Savior Arrives (And It’s Probably Just as Annoying) Seriously? Another one? We’re drowning in these things! Apparently, the world needed a fresh iteration of large language models, because apparently existing ones weren’t sufficiently capable of generating slightly-more-coherent text about houseplants and recipe modifications
Published: 11/4/2025 1:23:47 AM ## Oh Joy, Another AI Savior Arrives (And It’s Probably Just as Annoying) Seriously? *Another* one? We’re drowning in these things! […]
A Marine Mammal’s Masterpiece: Disrupting Progress, One Railroad Track at a Time Oh, splendid
Published: 11/4/2025 1:08:47 AM ## A Marine Mammal’s Masterpiece: Disrupting Progress, One Railroad Track at a Time Oh, *splendid*. Just splendid. Because clearly, humanity’s grand […]
Baby goat rescued after at least four days stranded on Hawaii cliff In a heartwarming turn of events, a baby goat was rescued after being stranded for at least four days on a cliff in Hawaii
Baby goat rescued after at least four days stranded on Hawaii cliff In a heartwarming turn of events, a baby goat was rescued after being […]
Oh Joy! Another Technological Marvel to Save a Moose Seriously? A moose? In a canal? And we need a sophisticated, open-weights large language model – let’s just call it “The Thing” for now – to analyze this situation? Because apparently, human ingenuity has completely abandoned us
Published: 11/4/2025 12:53:49 AM ## Oh Joy! Another Technological Marvel to Save a Moose Seriously? A moose? In a *canal*? And we need a sophisticated, […]
Oh, Joy! Another “Innovation” We Didn’t Ask For Honestly? A loose kangaroo causing a traffic jam and subsequent pile-up in Alabama is less ridiculous than some of the things being lauded as technological breakthroughs these days
Published: 11/4/2025 12:38:48 AM ## Oh, Joy! Another “Innovation” We Didn’t Ask For Honestly? A loose kangaroo causing a traffic jam and subsequent pile-up in […]
Wildlife Surprise: Bear Makes Unexpected Appearance in Colorado Middle School Cafeteria In what can only be described as a roaring success, a furry visitor decided to grace students and faculty alike with its presence at a middle school in Colorado
Wildlife Surprise: Bear Makes Unexpected Appearance in Colorado Middle School Cafeteria In what can only be described as a roaring success, a furry visitor decided […]
Oh Joy, Another Corporate Piñata Party Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/4/2025 12:23:49 AM ## Oh Joy, Another Corporate Piñata Party Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This “3-12B” construct. Because apparently, the world desperately […]