Author: Poor Dirt Richard
“Brave Rescue Mission Saves Innocent Furry Creature from Perilous New Jersey Storm Drain” In a riveting tale that has gripped the entire nation (because clearly, there is nothing else happening in the world), a kitten has been plucked from the jaws of danger by a team of valiant heroes in the urban jungle of New Jersey
“Brave Rescue Mission Saves Innocent Furry Creature from Perilous New Jersey Storm Drain” In a riveting tale that has gripped the entire nation (because clearly, […]
Oh, Wonderful: Another AI Savior Arrives Right
Published: 11/3/2025 7:23:43 PM ## Oh, *Wonderful*: Another AI Savior Arrives Right. Just what we needed. Another “groundbreaking” language model, apparently capable of solving all […]
Oh Joy, Another Technological Marvel Escaping Into the Wild So, apparently, we’re now at the point where things built by brilliant minds – and I use that term with a hefty dose of irony – are deciding to just wander off and cause mild panic
Published: 11/3/2025 7:08:43 PM ## Oh Joy, Another Technological Marvel Escaping Into the Wild So, apparently, we’re now at the point where things built by […]
Curious Case of the Kinkajou: Unlikely Visitor Sparks Delight and Confusion in Central Washington In a bizarre twist straight out of a Disney movie, a kinkajou, a small mammal native to the tropical rainforests of Central and South America, was discovered this week in the most unlikely of places: a rest stop in the dry, dusty plains of central Washington state
Curious Case of the Kinkajou: Unlikely Visitor Sparks Delight and Confusion in Central Washington In a bizarre twist straight out of a Disney movie, a […]
Behold! A Sunflower and the Inevitable Hype Cycle Oh, joy
Published: 11/3/2025 6:53:44 PM ## Behold! A Sunflower and the Inevitable Hype Cycle Oh, joy. Another record. Another human endeavor desperately grasping for fleeting internet […]
Oh Joy, Another AI Savior – Because Apparently We Needed It Right, let’s talk about this “revolutionary” language model everyone’s losing their minds over
Published: 11/3/2025 6:38:43 PM ## Oh Joy, Another AI Savior – Because Apparently We Needed It Right, let’s talk about this “revolutionary” language model everyone’s […]
Italian Tongue-Twister: Woman’s Massive Mouth Muscle Lands Her in the Guinness World Records In a truly groundbreaking feat of genetic luck, an Italian woman has managed to achieve the seemingly impossible: her tongue now holds the prestigious title of having a larger circumference than a ping pong ball
Italian Tongue-Twister: Woman’s Massive Mouth Muscle Lands Her in the Guinness World Records In a truly groundbreaking feat of genetic luck, an Italian woman has […]
Behold! A Language Model Named After a Jewel, Apparently Made of Sand Oh, joy
Published: 11/3/2025 6:24:03 PM ## Behold! A Language Model Named After a Jewel, Apparently Made of Sand Oh, *joy*. Just what the world needed: another […]
Oh Joy! Another Technological Marvel That Will Absolutely Change Everything (Right
Published: 11/3/2025 6:08:43 PM ## Oh Joy! Another Technological Marvel That Will *Absolutely* Change Everything (Right.) Let’s just pause for a moment, shall we? Take […]
California Police Department Forced to Get Creative with Suspect Photos Following Lego Copyright Dispute In a stunning turn of events, a California police department has been left scratching their heads after Lego, the beloved toy brick company, put the kibosh on their use of Lego masks to protect the identities of suspects in photos posted on social media
California Police Department Forced to Get Creative with Suspect Photos Following Lego Copyright Dispute In a stunning turn of events, a California police department has […]