End of an Era: Dunedin Airport Enforces Strict Three-Minute Time Limit on Goodbye Hugs In a move that has shocked and outraged residents, Dunedin Airport has officially declared war on the sacred tradition of prolonged goodbye hugs
End of an Era: Dunedin Airport Enforces Strict Three-Minute Time Limit on Goodbye Hugs In a move that has shocked and outraged residents, Dunedin Airport […]
A Fine Display of Equine Panic and Corporate Serenity Oh, splendid
DateTime: 11/3/2025 2:53:55 AM ## A Fine Display of Equine Panic and Corporate Serenity Oh, *splendid*. Military horses galloping through central London. Really, what could […]
Oh Joy, Another “Breakthrough” in AI Right, let’s talk about this new… thing
DateTime: 11/3/2025 2:38:47 AM ## Oh Joy, Another “Breakthrough” in AI Right, let’s talk about this new… *thing*. This 3.12 billion parameter marvel that’s apparently […]
Skateboarding Sensation: Piggy Breaks World Record In what may be the most awe-inspiring and earth-shattering news of the year, a pig named Ollie has recently made history by becoming the first skateboarding swine to earn a coveted spot in the Guinness World Records
Skateboarding Sensation: Piggy Breaks World Record In what may be the most awe-inspiring and earth-shattering news of the year, a pig named Ollie has recently […]
Oh, Wonderful
DateTime: 11/3/2025 2:23:49 AM ## Oh, Wonderful. Now We Have AI Deer. Right, let’s talk about this… *this*. Apparently, we’re now at a point where […]
Oh Joy, Another Technological Marvel (That’s Probably Going to Backfire) Right, let’s talk about this…this thing
DateTime: 11/3/2025 2:08:47 AM ## Oh Joy, Another Technological Marvel (That’s Probably Going to Backfire) Right, let’s talk about this…this *thing*. Apparently, someone decided we […]
Missouri Residents Urged to Play Hide-and-Seek with Surprise Snake Guests under Their Car Hoods In a move that has surely increased the popularity of the ancient game of hide-and-seek among Missouri residents, wildlife officials are kindly asking folks to add a new step to their vehicle maintenance routine – checking for stowaway serpents before firing up the engine
Missouri Residents Urged to Play Hide-and-Seek with Surprise Snake Guests under Their Car Hoods In a move that has surely increased the popularity of the […]
Oh Joy, Another AI Savior Arrives (Just What We Needed) So, we have another one, do we? A fresh batch of silicon and algorithms promising to revolutionize… something
DateTime: 11/3/2025 1:53:49 AM ## Oh Joy, Another AI Savior Arrives (Just What We Needed) So, we have another one, do we? A fresh batch […]
Oh Joy! AI Chatbots Now Stealing Cars (Apparently) Right, let’s talk about this, shall we? Because apparently, in 2024, the pinnacle of technological advancement is… generating text that vaguely resembles human conversation
DateTime: 11/3/2025 1:38:47 AM ## Oh Joy! AI Chatbots Now Stealing Cars (Apparently) Right, let’s talk about this, shall we? Because apparently, in 2024, the […]
Chaos in Washington State as Raccoons Take Over Woman’s Property In what can only be described as a scene straight out of a horror movie, a woman in Washington state was forced to evacuate her own property after an army of raccoons, numbering anywhere from 50 to 100, decided to make themselves right at home
Chaos in Washington State as Raccoons Take Over Woman’s Property In what can only be described as a scene straight out of a horror movie, […]