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“Champion the Raccoon Returns Home: Scores of Residents Rejoice!” Residents of a small town in England can finally breathe a collective sigh of relief as Champion, the infamous raccoon on the loose, has finally been captured and returned to his farm

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“Champion the Raccoon Returns Home: Scores of Residents Rejoice!” Residents of a small town in England can finally breathe a collective sigh of relief as […]

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Zoo Animals Finally Embrace Capitalism, Devour Loose Change In a shocking turn of events, the Nebraska zoo announced that its aging white alligator has undergone surgery to remove $7 worth of loose change from its stomach

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Zoo Animals Finally Embrace Capitalism, Devour Loose Change In a shocking turn of events, the Nebraska zoo announced that its aging white alligator has undergone […]

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Girl with Superhuman Sweater-Putting-On Skills Breaks Guinness World Record In what can only be described as a monumental achievement, a young girl from Washington has shattered the Guinness World Record for the most sweaters worn at once

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Girl with Superhuman Sweater-Putting-On Skills Breaks Guinness World Record In what can only be described as a monumental achievement, a young girl from Washington has […]